Tuesday, July 18, 2006

In Summing Up...

Things are improving. Time heals all wounds, right? I heard this song this morning and I thought it was apropos.

RELIENT K LYRICS

"Mood Rings"

we all know the girls that i am talking about
well they are time bombs and they are ticking
and the only question's when they'll blow up
and they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt
cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them

and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
cause we'll know just what they're thinking
cause what they're thinking...

she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day
she said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"

if it's drama you want then look no further
they're like the real world meets boy meets world meets days of our lives
and it just kills me how they get away with murder
they'll anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize

and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
cause we'll know just what they're thinking
cause what they're thinking...

she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day
she said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"

cause when it's black (it) means watch your back because you're probably
the last person in the world right now she wants to see
and when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately
and ask her out because she'll most likely agree
and when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
and when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless (and that's all right i must confess)

we all know the girls that i am talking about
she liked you wednesday but now it's friday and she has to wash her hair
and it just figures that we'll never figure them out
first she's jekyll and then she's hyde....at least she makes a lovely pair

mood ring oh mood ring
oh tell me will you bring
the key to unlock this mystery
of girls and their emotions
play it back in slow motion
so i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind

[speaking:]
heh...that's terrible

9 comments:

Lori said...

Ooh I like that song. Very appropriate. Glad to hear things are improving, good luck.

aphron said...

lori-
Thanks. Yes, it is very appropriate. Things are improving and should be pretty good, for a while.

Anonymous said...

Glad things are getting better for you both. That last post was some scary shit with her taking the ring off.

Man, I hope things keep on improving for you.

Anonymous said...

Cheers, to wardning off the Sybil of emotijnonal period weeks. And to me cuz i think i'mg drunk. and m hsubynd is alsepe.

aphron said...

mr. husbland-
It's an uneasy peace on my part. I was really close to saying, "to hell with it," and throwing my ring in the trash. We're taking a trip to see my brother get married, again. We'll see how that goes.

tajalude-
I'm not sure what your post says. But, thanks for posting. Have fun.

Anonymous said...

Aphron, I am so sorry. Drinking + Blogging is always a bad idea. My apologies!! The next time I comment, it will be coherent. Promise.
I hope things stay consistently calm for you!

Anonymous said...

I truly hope things work out for you, Aphron.

Lori said...

I got a laugh out of that...pretty funny!!!

Have a great day!!!

Anonymous said...

if things don't work out good for both of you, there's always webdate you can hang out on. you'll get pretty much your time's worth there...